Ok, so the weapons test took a little longer than I had initially planned but I thought you should all know that I an close to posessing the means for total world domination.
I must thank the US government and NASA for providing the hardware required to produce my ultimate weapon. All that remains now is for me to use my superior computer programming skills to re-program the guidance system and the Hubble Space Telescope will be fully under my control Bwahahaha!!
Once I have control of the telescope I will be able to wield it in much the same way as a schoolboy uses a magnifying glass to frazzle insects but only on a much large scale. With my new software I will be able to rotate the telescope towards the Sun and focus a beam onto any area on the earth with pinpoint accuracy, enabling me to disintegrate anything or anyone just like an insect under the aforementioned magnifyint glass.
Now I must think long and hard about where (or who) will be my first target, to get the world’s current leaders to sit up and take notice. Oh I know, maybe I should take out the ISS (International Space Station) and blame the Chinese, or what about the White House and blame Israel, then the Arab nations would love the Israelis (how devious is that?) Bwahahahaha!!
Until next time, this requires some serious thinking.
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