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After months of research my scientists have perfected an extremely simple method for dehydrating water. If anybody doubts this is possible should visit this site. This is where I got my diabolical idea from.

With this knowledge I am now going to dehydrate all of the water on the entire planet (including subterranean reservoirs) and the hapless governments around the world will simply blame global warming Bwahahaha.

Once I have completed this process I will control the fate of every living thing on the planet. You have been warned, unless my demands are met you will all die a slow agonising death. Bwahahaha!!!

I will let my demands be known when the process has been started.