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This is just sooo cool. Let’s play with Georgie

I was checking up on some blogs I’ve neglected over the past week or so (due to my Blog World Domination plans) and I came across a link to this really bizarre blog. My immediate thought was WTF but then reading some of the comments I actually had a good laugh.

I decided to check my site stats the other day and found that someone had visited after searching for the string “scouser”. Intrigued I did a Google search and found that this site actually appears in 6th position. Now being the competative Scouser that I am, I can’t be having 6th position, I want to be ranked higher.

Ok for all of you non Brits who don’t know what a Scouser is, here is a little information (as found in the Oxford English Dictionary):

*Scouser* (skaus-sir):
_British Informal ~noun_
A person who comes from “Liverpool”:http://www.liverpool.gov.uk (also *Liverpudlian*).

*Scouse* (skaus):
_noun_
# The dialect or accent of people from Liverpool.
# (also *Scouser*) A person who comes from Liverpool.

_adjective_
Relating to Liverpool.

_Origin_: Abbreviation of lobscouse, a stew made from leftover meat, formerly eaten by sailors.

*Liverpudlian* (Livverpudlien):
_noun_
# A person who comes from Liverpool.
# The dialect or accent of people from Liverpool.
# Supporter of “Liverpool FC”:http://www.liverpoolfc.tv

_adjective_
Relating to Liverpool.

_Origin_: Humorous formation from _Liverpool_ + _Puddle_

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Again thank you to “Joss”:http://www.jossmer.org.uk/blog/ for bringing “MyGuestmaps”:http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/ to my attention. An excellent idea for letting people know where you are in the world by placing a pin on my own Guestmap which you will find on my sidebar. You can get your own personal Guestmap from “here”:http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/.