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After months of research my scientists have perfected an extremely simple method for dehydrating water. If anybody doubts this is possible should visit this site. This is where I got my diabolical idea from.

With this knowledge I am now going to dehydrate all of the water on the entire planet (including subterranean reservoirs) and the hapless governments around the world will simply blame global warming Bwahahaha.

Once I have completed this process I will control the fate of every living thing on the planet. You have been warned, unless my demands are met you will all die a slow agonising death. Bwahahaha!!!

I will let my demands be known when the process has been started.

After being MIA for a short while I just popped over to Mamahog’s blog to see what’s happening, (well actually I wanted to reprimand her for suggesting I spend too much time at my holiday villa secret hideout sunning myself).

I was shocked to see that TPTB (read high powered lawyers) have seen fit to get the whole of Wordpress banned so that no Turkish residents can access any of the site. Being a loyal supporter of Wordpress for some time I find this kind of action is not helping my plans toward World Domination at all.

Fortunately Keda was kind enough to provide a link to a petition for you all to sign. I myself cannot take any direct action against TPTB yet as that could jeopardise my future plans so I expect all of you to sign this petition, anybody who doesn’t can expect an official visit from my most dedicated employees henchmen.

Unleashed back in October 2006, Google Docs & Spreadsheets has everybody’s favourite search engine doing battle with the evil that is Micro$oft. With Docs & Spreadsheets users with google accounts can upload or create their own documents or spreadsheets and store them online, share them with friends and colleagues or even download them to their desktop in a variety of formats. Upload / Download formats including Word, OpenOffice & PDF. You can even publish the results to your blog (many of the blog APIs are supported).

Ok folks, the site is now on the new server & has been transferred over to Wordpress. As you will no doubt notice, the theme is not quite complete yet but at least it’s nearly there. Also I have installed SK2 (Spam Karma 2) to help combat the spam comments.

Now that my new server is now up and running properly I will be able to dedicate more time to World Domination and I can promise you all that the SPAMMERS will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

This is another band website. SaYnE are a four piece band from Cannock in Staffordshire who have been together since February 2005 and have been gigging since June 2005 in the Cannock and Walsall area.

The site is powered by WordPress and uses the following plugins:

Static front page
Search Pages
WP-PostRatings
fGallery Image Plugin
Fuzzy recent updates
Taragana’s Del.icio.us mp3 Player Plugin

The site has gig guides, band member bios, gig ratings and also a review section in the form of user comments.

Yet another site to help my World Domination plans. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I have been a bit busy again. This is another site I designed for the manager of The Aldridge Tavern. This time for his band The Chillis, who are a tribute band playing the music of The red hot chili peppers.

The site is powered by WordPress and may or may not have forums (I haven’t decided yet). If forums are included the it will probably be Simple Machines Forum

The site has gig guides, band member biogs, gig ratings and also a review section in the form of user comments.

Plugins used include:
WP-PostRatings
fGallery Image Plugin
Fuzzy recent updates
Taragana’s Del.icio.us mp3 Player Plugin
Static front page
Search Pages

I now have yet another site to utilise for my world domination plans. (and more under construction)
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!