Cold Calling
I heard this on the radio this morning and thought it quite amusing
The phone rang this morning, it was girl from a re-mortgage company. Conversation went like this.
Caller: Do you have a large mortgage on your home?
Me: No actually, I’ve nearly paid it all off.
Caller: Well then are you interested in consolidating all of your loans & credit cards into one easy payment?
Me: I’m sorry, but I don’t have any debts only my small mortgage
Caller: Ok then, how about a loan to make some home improvements?
Me: Funny that but I’ve just had some work done and I paid cash for it.
Caller: What about a new car sir? Are you considering a loan for a new car?
Me: I don’t need one, I’ve got a fairly new Ferrari in the garage next to my Triumph motorcycle.
Caller: Just one more question then sir. Are you looking for a wife?
February 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
{chuckle} Very Amusing! Have you seen Counterscript which also helps the receipient of a call by giving a script to play back?
Here today via Michele! Hiya!
rashbre
February 2nd, 2007 at 5:53 pm
and i can’t say i blame her
very cute.
btw it’s bloomin freezing in the ‘bul now.. it snowed yesterday. are you trying to kill me? swimming indeed. pah!
February 5th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Clever. I tend to terminate the calls immediately but that was worth the wait.
February 6th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Scouser, thanks for the visit and I appreciate your telling me that the truck pics were fakes. I have posted a note about it. I’m embarrassed that I didn’t notice that they were all in the same spot for the photos.
February 6th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
@Kenju: I’m sorry that I had to point this out as they would have been so much better had they been real.
February 12th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
LOL!! That’s terrific!!!
I’m finally catching up on my reading… I’m having a great time over here!!
That apple thing is wild… pretty soon we’ll have to buy back the name just to eat an apple.
Have a good day!!
LBC