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This is another band website. SaYnE are a four piece band from Cannock in Staffordshire who have been together since February 2005 and have been gigging since June 2005 in the Cannock and Walsall area.

The site is powered by WordPress and uses the following plugins:

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The site has gig guides, band member bios, gig ratings and also a review section in the form of user comments.

Yet another site to help my World Domination plans. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I have been a bit busy again. This is another site I designed for the manager of The Aldridge Tavern. This time for his band The Chillis, who are a tribute band playing the music of The red hot chili peppers.

The site is powered by WordPress and may or may not have forums (I haven’t decided yet). If forums are included the it will probably be Simple Machines Forum

The site has gig guides, band member biogs, gig ratings and also a review section in the form of user comments.

Plugins used include:
WP-PostRatings
fGallery Image Plugin
Fuzzy recent updates
Taragana’s Del.icio.us mp3 Player Plugin
Static front page
Search Pages

I now have yet another site to utilise for my world domination plans. (and more under construction)
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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So Madonna wants to adobt a 1 year old boy from an orhanage in Malawi. She can offer him a better start to life, education & loving family environment. Now there is a group of do-gooders who call themselves *The Human Rights Consultative Committee* who say she can’t do this because she doesn’t live in Malawi and are going to great lengths to stop the adoption, even suggesting that it is just some publicity stunt to rival Angelina Jolie.

Why does a group of charities who say they are fighting Human Rights refusing this little boy the basic rights of an education & family life? Why can’t they just leave things be? Why are they spending thousands of pounds in legal fees to try to stop this adoption when they could be spending the money either building more orphanages or better still properly funding the orphanages already in place?

Answer: Because while they are fighting the adoption (whether it goes through or not) they will get themselves far more publicity than they would if they spent the money wisely. That’s why. If the child was adopted by any ordinary foreigner then they probably wouldn’t have even batted an eye but because Madonna is a well known celebrity they come out all guns blazing.

I’m sure the majority of of people around the world couldn’t care less where Madonna adopts a child from. Some may even applaud her for attempting to give this unfortunate child a family life.
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/Discuss:

Ok, so the weapons test took a little longer than I had initially planned but I thought you should all know that I an close to posessing the means for total world domination.

I must thank the US government and NASA for providing the hardware required to produce my ultimate weapon. All that remains now is for me to use my superior computer programming skills to re-program the guidance system and the Hubble Space Telescope will be fully under my control Bwahahaha!!

Once I have control of the telescope I will be able to wield it in much the same way as a schoolboy uses a magnifying glass to frazzle insects but only on a much large scale. With my new software I will be able to rotate the telescope towards the Sun and focus a beam onto any area on the earth with pinpoint accuracy, enabling me to disintegrate anything or anyone just like an insect under the aforementioned magnifyint glass.

Now I must think long and hard about where (or who) will be my first target, to get the world’s current leaders to sit up and take notice. Oh I know, maybe I should take out the ISS (International Space Station) and blame the Chinese, or what about the White House and blame Israel, then the Arab nations would love the Israelis (how devious is that?) Bwahahahaha!!

Until next time, this requires some serious thinking.

Well it’s been a while, I’ve been extremely busy finishing off a couple of projects @ work that I just haven’t had any time for either blogging or world domination. This is to be rectified soon (after I have paid a visit to my Holiday Villa Secret hideout. If I get time before I go (I fly out on Friday 15th) I will publish a new T13.

I have also been doing some work on a site for a friend’s band (The Chillis a Red hot chilli peppers tribute band) which I will also add here to try and help them get some extra publicity.

When I return from my Holiday Villa Secret hideout I should have also finalised my plans for a top secret weapon to aid me in my bid for world domination BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Scouser’s Thursday 13 this week consists of 13 ingredients for Chicken with Yellow bean sauce.

1. 450g / 1lb Skinless, bonless chicken breasts.
2. 1 Egg white, beaten.
3. 1 tbsp cornflour (cornstarch).
4. 1 tbsp rice wine vinegar.
5. 1 tbsp light soy sauce.
6. 1 tsp caster (superfine) sugar.
7. 3 tbsp vegetable oil.
8. 1 Garlic clove, crushed.
9. 1 cm / 1/2 inch piece fresh root ginger, grated.
10. 1 green bell pepper, seeded & diced.
11. 2 large mushrooms, sliced.
12. 3 tbsp yellow bean sauce.
13. Yellow or green (bell) pepper strips to garnish.

Trim any fat from the chicken. Cut the meat into 2.5 cm / 1 inch cubes.

Mix the egg white and cornflour (cornstarch) in a shallow bowl. Add the chicken and turn in the mixture to coat. Leave to stand for 20 mins.

Mix the vinegar, soy sauce & sugar in a bowl.

Remove the chicken from the egg white mixture.

Heat the oil in a preheated wok, add the chicken and stir fry for 3 - 4 mins until golden brown. Remove the chicken from the wok with a slotted spoon, set asside & keep warm.

Add the garlic, ginger, (bell) pepper & mushrooms to the wok and stir fry for 1 - 2 mins.

Add the yellow bean sauce and cook for 1 min, stir in the vinegar mixture and return the chicken to the wok. Cook for 1 - 2 mins and serve hot, garnished with (bell) pepper strips.